‘Congratulations, Sir! As requested by your wife, your entire amount of the joint account has been transferred to Prevention of Women’s Domestic Abuse Charity. I must say, that is an extremely generous act on your part. It is rare to find people like you these days’ said the bank manager as he disconnected the call.
‘B-but… My life savings!! And h-how was my wife in the bank? Didn’t I stuff her in the gunny bag after hitting with vase, and roll down the cliff two days ago?’ questioned Mr. Abusive Husband, as cold sweat broke on his brow.